10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?