10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "No river, no fish."
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--