10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Welcome to kicker school
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe