10 Random Poker Quotes

• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels