10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!