10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm