10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels