10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."