10 Random Poker Quotes
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- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear