10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)