10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz