10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• im going to 2 out you to death
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.