10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...