10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Fold and live to fold again
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."