10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Fold and live to fold again
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth