10 Random Poker Quotes

Fook the floosh droo!
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Those eggs smell delicious!
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz