10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• It's Free To Fold...
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.