10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it