10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.