10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'