10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts