10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.