10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money.  The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "No river, no fish."
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger 
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........  "Stick em Up!"
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...