10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• in the poker game of life women are the rake