10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "No river, no fish."
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event