10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Welcome to kicker school
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek