10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."