10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.