10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.