10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."