10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]