10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Fook the floosh droo!
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.