10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier