10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?