10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"