10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)