10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---