10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)