10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss