10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "No river, no fish."
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!