10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.