10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"