10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "No river, no fish."
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"