10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Fold and live to fold again
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Poker is for loners.
- "No river, no fish."
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."