10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.