10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury