10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.