10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd