10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.