10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.